My wife and I went to the Denver Stock Show and one of the first
exhibits we stopped at, was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife playfully nudged me in the
ribs, smiled and said,
'He mated 50 times last
year. '
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150
TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife gave me a healthy jab and
said, ' WOW, that ' s more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him. '
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital
letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES
LAST YEAR.
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,
and said, ' That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one. '
I looked at her and said, ' Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow. '
My condition has been upgraded
from critical to stable
and I should eventually walk again and in time, possibly
make a full recovery.
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