OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/9/2012
Written by chuck on May 8, 2012 – 10:30 pm -Today’s assignment is to spell and use the word ‘DOUGH’ in a sentence.
I LOVE GRANDMA’S!
Archie Bunker knew what a “Meathead” was and you will too after you watch this.
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A WORLD GONE CRAZY
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Little Johnny!
(Bless the little bastard)
“Class, today’s assignment is to spell and use the word ‘DOUGH’ in a sentence.”
Teacher says”Jane, you go first”
Dough, D O U G H..
“Italians make pizza with dough..”
Very good, Jane… now let’s hear from Mary.
Dough, D O U G H.
“My brother makes things with play dough.”
Very good, Mary…
Johnny then raises his hand.
Teacher says “Yes, Johnny, do you have something constructive to add?”
“My mom says my dad doesn’t make enough dough, and he’s bloody hopeless in bed, so she uses a dill dough!”
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I LOVE GRANDMA’S!
Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC:
“There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young
(20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman’s shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, “Ma’am, don’t you care about the children of Iraq?”
The old woman looked up at her and said, “Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II, my second husband died in Korea so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I’ll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it
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Archie Bunker knew what a “Meathead” was and you will too after you watch this.
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.
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Birmingham, Alabama
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