OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/20/2012
Written by chuck on January 19, 2012 – 10:30 pm -Sales Practice:
Try to use these in conversation!
Which wedding would be more fun?
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/19/2012
Written by chuck on January 18, 2012 – 10:30 pm -Here are snippets from a book of “Impressions & Observations”
Romance in Canada
Getting old-sucks!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE * 1/18/2012
Written by chuck on January 17, 2012 – 10:30 pm -Friendly Bears:
Great Orators of the Democrat Party … Past & Today
Nine gifts for the wife
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A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.
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Friendly Bears:
On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over the air, “Are there any friendly bears listening?”
After a moment, another voice replied, “Yes, I’m a friendly bear,” and then another voice, “I’m a friendly bear too!”
At this point, the Officer at Headquarters grabbed his microphone and let loose a blistering tirade at the operators for fooling around on a radio link.
When he had finished, there was silence for about ten seconds. Then a small voice said, “You’re not a very friendly bear, are you?”
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Great Orators of the Democrat Party PAST:
“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
“The buck stops here.” – Harry S. Truman
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” – John F. Kennedy
And, Great orators of the Democrat party TODAY:
“It depends what your definition of ‘Sex’ is?” – Bill Clinton
“That Obama … I would like to cut his nuts off.” – Jesse Jackson
“Those rumors are false … I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” – John Edwards
“I invented the Internet.” – Al Gore
“The next Person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.” – Joe Biden
” America is is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was – uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don’t want that future, uh, for my children..” – Barack Obama
“I have campaigned in all 57 states.” – Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)
“You don’t need God anymore, you have us Democrats.” – Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)
“Paying taxes is voluntary.” – Sen. Harry Reid
“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.” – Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)
And the most recent gem of wisdom from the “Mother Moron”:
“We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it.” – Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)
HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE – TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?
”Life’s tough… It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.” – John Wayne
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.
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Birmingham, Alabama
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/17/2012
Written by chuck on January 16, 2012 – 10:30 pm -I Dare You:
Science Lesson:
With much affection
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A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/16/2012
Written by chuck on January 15, 2012 – 10:30 pm -Lawyers Playing Poker:
Questions that Haunt Me!
Sexy
Muslims are NOT Happy!
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A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/13/2012
Written by chuck on January 12, 2012 – 10:30 pm -Happy Friday the 13th!
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Why Has S&P Downgraded the U.S.?
Can you find the panties?
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A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.
Click to purchase A WORLD GONE CRAZY
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Q: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Into what?
Think, then scroll to the very bottom for the answer!
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Why Has S&P Downgraded the U.S.?
This rather brilliantly cuts thru all the political doublespeak we get….
Food for thought. . . This puts it into a much better perspective and is the same for many countries in Europe . . .
Why the U.S. was downgraded:
* U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
* New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
* National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
* Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000
Let’s now remove 8 zeros and pretend it’s a household budget:
* Annual family income: $21,700
* Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
* Total budget cuts: $385
Got It ?????
OK now Lesson # 2:
Here’s another way to look at the Debt Ceiling:
Let’s say, You come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood….and your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do . . .
Raise the ceilings, or pump out the shit?
Your choice is coming Nov. 2012…
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.
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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.
Please tell your friends about OLS!
Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com
Please send jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com
Thanks,
Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama
Q: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Into what?
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/12/2012
Written by chuck on January 11, 2012 – 10:30 pm -Talking Centipede
A new wine to drink before bed!
With or Without?
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/11/2012
Written by chuck on January 10, 2012 – 10:30 pm -Two families moved from Afghanistan to America .
Best gun
10 Things Men Know About Women
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/10/2012
Written by chuck on January 9, 2012 – 10:30 pm -I would have given him 100%
I am really concerned about North Korea’s appointment
This should keep you busy for a while!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/9/2012
Written by chuck on January 8, 2012 – 10:30 pm -Five Rules to Remember in Life
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.
The Best Part Of Waking Up
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