OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/26/2010
Written by chuck on August 25, 2010 – 10:30 pm -I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. WC. Fields
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Prayer rugs
A lady goes into the butcher shop
This proves Obama was born in the USA.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/25/2010
Written by chuck on August 24, 2010 – 10:30 pm -Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2010 Obama Stimulus Package. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon.
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What a real man does
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
Evolution History
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/24/2010
Written by chuck on August 23, 2010 – 10:30 pm -Answer to baseball question from yesterday: It’s 5 to 4, bottom of the fifth, one out, and nobody on.
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A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.
A little boy said to his mother, “Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white “?
Lindsey Lohan’s first jail photo
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/23/2010
Written by chuck on August 22, 2010 – 10:30 pm -A veteran is someone who, at one point, wrote a blank personal check made payable to ‘The United States of America ‘ for an amount of ‘up to and including their life’.
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The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
Aspirin Tax
Baseball
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, ‘Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?’
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, ‘Well, thank ya, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.’
‘Don’t be flattered… Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!’
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Aspirin Tax:
It appears that Obama is going to impose a 40% tax on aspirin, just because it’s white and it works!!!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/20/2010
Written by chuck on August 19, 2010 – 10:30 pm -Did you ever wonder why conservatives are called the “right” and the liberals are called the “left.” Check this verse in the Bible:
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)
“The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
but the heart of the fool to the left.”
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Are you ready for some oral sex now?
Harry noticed he was running low on rubbers
Marvin
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 08/19/2010
Written by chuck on August 18, 2010 – 10:30 pm -Without further ado here are the 2010 Darwin awards.
A woman went to the doctors office, where she was seen by one of the new doctors
Husband Day Care Center
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/18/2010
Written by chuck on August 17, 2010 – 10:30 pm -AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT AUGUST 2010.
This August has 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays, all in one month. It happens once in 823 years.
I’ll probably miss the next one.
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I need a raise
The things that Drive a Sane Person Mad
Nude & Tanned
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/17/10
Written by chuck on August 16, 2010 – 10:30 pm -My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante
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Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital.
Bill Gates
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/16/2010
Written by chuck on August 15, 2010 – 10:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.
When he spotted a well at the side of the house
Beach & Lake Photos
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/13/2010
Written by chuck on August 12, 2010 – 10:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
Where do the characters go when I use the backspace or delete on my PC?
Sex at 73
Caring for the young
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