OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/1/2014

Written by chuck on August 31, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


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I would rather go to Dollar General, you do not have to dress up for Dollar General like you do if you go to Wal Mart.

At the end of the tax year, the Australian Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right upper thigh and a picture of Paul Newman on her left upper thigh.

Please view this video if you use a debit card.

Tits & Gravity
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/29/2014

Written by chuck on August 28, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Cool Jokes

India went wireless 300 years ago.

Ladies, when I say you will never look at Mr. Clean like you have before, I mean it. Next time you are in a store and see a bottle of Mr. Clean you WILL smile.

Eye Candy Need a few good pointers?
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Our Lighter Side 8/28/2014

Written by chuck on August 27, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


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17 more Friday’s and it will be Christmas

This wife buys a pair of crotchless panties

There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top.

Fire Challenge Warning

Anatomy Lessons

How to stop Migraines

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8-27-2014

Written by chuck on August 26, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


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It’s odd that items such as adult diapers and tampons now come in different colors and designs. Like people are going to be walking around showing them off…

“City to Surf” marathon which was televised throughout the country.

Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.

Orgasmes? Vous avez dit “Orgasmes” (Looks interesting)
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/26/2014

Written by chuck on August 25, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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You might be a redneck if a common phrase in your house is “Somebody go jiggle the handle!”

Allah in library

Bull riding is a bar

An Italian workman wants a job

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An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire
him until he passes a little math test.. ‘Here’s your first question
,’ the foreman said.
‘Without using numbers, represent the number 9.’

‘Withouta numbers?’ the Italian says, ‘Datsa easy.’ and he proceeds
to draw three trees.

‘What’s this?’ the boss asks.

‘Ave you got a no brain?

Tree and tree and tree makes a nine,’ says the Italian.

‘Fair enough,’ says the boss. ‘Here’s your second question. Use the
same rules, but this time the number is 99.’

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the
picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree .
‘Ere you go.’

The boss scratches his head and says, ‘How on earth do
you get that torepresent 99?’ ‘

Eacha of da trees is a dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree,
and dirty tree. Datsa a 99.’

The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually
have to hire this Italian, so he says, ‘All right, last question.
Same rules again, but represent the number 100.’

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks
up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree
and says,
‘Ere you go. One hundred.’

The boss looks at the attempt. ‘You must be nuts if you think
that represents a hundred!’

(You’re going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base
of each tree and says, ‘A little doga come along and shita by eacha tree.
So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and
dirtytree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, whenna I start?

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/25/2014

Written by chuck on August 24, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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It is amazing how many times people in their right minds believe something that nobody in their right mind would believe.

Male Sensitivity Quiz

I will give you $1,000. if you open the towel

Why I stopped watching football
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/22/2014

Written by chuck on August 21, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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Life is like a box of tampons, there’s always strings attached.

LOOTERS Priceless!

Selling my stuff

80 miles per hour question

HOW TO PUSH A FORD TRUCK WITHOUT SLIPPING XXX
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/21/2014

Written by chuck on August 20, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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There is no need to point out my flaws, I knew about them long before you ever did.

At lunch, the male hen again screws all 150 hens.

Tampax Commercial

Do you wanna go in the back seat

Sexy Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/20/2014

Written by chuck on August 19, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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Very sexy lady. Yes, you will see all of her! :D


The doctor asked me if I smoked after sex..I replied..I don’t know..I never looked


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Confucius Say:

Sex Scandal

Sex with 100,000 men!

XXX Private & Confidential
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/19/2014

Written by chuck on August 18, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One by the sword….the other is by debt.
John Adams   1826

$500 for a hand-job?

Ultimate in Women’s Body Piercing

A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase

Eye Candy Wearing Jeans Today?
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