Tree falls, then goes back up!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/23/2014

Written by chuck on April 22, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


What looks like half an apple?
The other half.

I’m getting too much discharge

Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small dicks?

Dirty Mary Crazy Larry

Men use Sex …

Diving

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/22/2014

Written by chuck on April 21, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.
People move out of the way much faster now.

A gentleman had made several attempts to get into the mens’ restroom

Irish newlyweds turn up at their hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite.

Diving

Tits, Tushes & Twats for my dirty old men readers!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/21/2014

Written by chuck on April 20, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


So You think you Know everything?……..

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

MY NEXT LIFE?

Wife comes home early and catches Hubby having a wank in the kitchen.

Penis Tax

Girl jumps on bouncy ball

Portrait for Christmas

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MY NEXT LIFE?

by George Carlin ?

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way.?

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Then enjoy your retirement and collect all of your pension.?

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 30-40 years until you’re too young to work.?

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally promiscuous.?

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then… You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions – Central heating, room service on tap, and then…

You finish off as an orgasm.?

Either way you start off in diapers and end in diapers.

I rest my case.
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Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
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Wife comes home early and catches Hubby having a wank in the kitchen. She rushes over and gives him the blow job of his life.
Afterwards he says “We haven’t had sex for 6 months and suddenly this . . . Why??”
She answers “I only washed the floor this morning. I’d rather clean my teeth than get the fucking mop out again!!”

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/18/2014

Written by chuck on April 17, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end.”

SEVEN DEGREES OF Cajun acts

When I was a boy …

World’s largest everything and where it is from!

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/17/2014

Written by chuck on April 16, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


You know that tingly little feeling you get
when you really like someone?
That’s common sense leaving your body.

Lesbionics 101

Will Hillary run in 2016?

Laws not taught in Phyics

When you wake up in the morning and see a white butterfly
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/16/2014

Written by chuck on April 15, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


Gone are the days when girls
used to cook like their mothers.
Now they drink like their fathers.

Simple Truths

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. 

Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning.

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/15/20124

Written by chuck on April 14, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people.
I’m just saying let’s
 remove all the warning labels
and let the problem work itself out.

A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.

Are you a pilot?

Bad start to a blind date

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/14/2014

Written by chuck on April 13, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage”.
Ambrose Bierce

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.

The password thing..

6 cool images and then a gross one!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/11/2014

Written by chuck on April 10, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.

Happy Friday

h-ape-a

I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.

An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Tickle Torture

Tenants complaining

A lot of Eye Candy!
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