OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/31/2014

Written by chuck on October 30, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

fall back

sexy witch
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Please read this important message from a vet. Please vote on Tuesday.

Jokes

Remove chemise

Halloween Costumes

Sexy Ladies
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/30/2014

Written by chuck on October 29, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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I’m getting so many spam emails. “Grow Your Hair Back”…”Lose weight now” …”Make lots of money”…
Oh. Wait. These are from my wife.

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I feel very fortunate to live in a country that values our animals so highly. David A. Rustebakke, DVM

I was on a train this morning

Nipples

I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong.

Sexy Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/29/2014

Written by chuck on October 28, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


i do not give a rats ass
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“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.”

Zachary Disease

Sarcasm at its best!

How to keep an aggressive driver at a safe distance

Same ladies with and without clothes!
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Best Craigslist Ad Ever. This Man Is A Genius

Written by chuck on October 28, 2014 – 9:28 am -

craigslist ad


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/28/2014

Written by chuck on October 27, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


happy tuesday
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There ain’t nothing open after Midnight except legs and the ER and my child had better stay out of both of them

A letter from the BBC to Mr. Smith.

I’ve mixed up their Valentine’s cards.

Grandma Rules for Thanksgiving Dinner

Sexy Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/27/2014

Written by chuck on October 26, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors” …… Plato

Condom use on an aircraft

The Blue Pill

Halloween Costume Party

Men’s Health in library
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Meals on Wheels & Fart Football

Written by chuck on October 25, 2014 – 10:12 am -


I always thought
“Meals on Wheels”
was for the elderly .
I stand corrected!

meals on wheels

My Mistake…

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old folks

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’

His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’
The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,’Touchdown, tie score…’

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
‘Touchdown, tie score.’

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on the old man

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says, ‘What the heck was that?’

The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/24/2014

Written by chuck on October 23, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


zzz-friday-face
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“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.”

A Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville.

Latin News Anchor Stripping

The Frog and Golf

Yoga mat for sale

Match the face with the tits
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/23/2014

Written by chuck on October 22, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

boobs

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Put your wife and dog in the trunk of your car. After one hour let them out. Who is happy to see you?

Jokes

Boob Twerking Is Now A Thing And This Woman Has Perfected It

Posters
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Fox is already bowing  to the President.

In response to President Obama’s complaint that FOX News doesn’t show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network.
FOX has announced that they will now air ” America ‘s Most Wanted” TWICE a week..

120105~3

My dental surgery ………

How I lost my teeth!

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, 
when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me,and 
slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”

She said, “I sure do.”

I said, “Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday.

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A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

The pilot says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”
And that my friends … is Confidence.

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6 year old and a 4 year old

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.

The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss. “The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, “When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.”

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.
WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”

“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios!”

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Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
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Boob Twerking Is Now A Thing And This Woman Has Perfected It

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without nipples

ATT6

Capture

cleavage

duct tape

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horse

win-07

numb nuts

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/22/2014

Written by chuck on October 21, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I’ll never know

History of the Condom

Young girl taking a shower

Choose the best play from Week One of the NFL Season.

Eye Candy Posters
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