Meals on Wheels & Fart Football

Written by chuck on October 25, 2014 – 10:12 am -


I always thought
“Meals on Wheels”
was for the elderly .
I stand corrected!

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My Mistake…

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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’

His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’
The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,’Touchdown, tie score…’

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
‘Touchdown, tie score.’

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on the old man

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says, ‘What the heck was that?’

The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/24/2014

Written by chuck on October 23, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


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“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.”

A Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville.

Latin News Anchor Stripping

The Frog and Golf

Yoga mat for sale

Match the face with the tits
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/23/2014

Written by chuck on October 22, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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Put your wife and dog in the trunk of your car. After one hour let them out. Who is happy to see you?

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Boob Twerking Is Now A Thing And This Woman Has Perfected It

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Fox is already bowing  to the President.

In response to President Obama’s complaint that FOX News doesn’t show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network.
FOX has announced that they will now air ” America ‘s Most Wanted” TWICE a week..

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My dental surgery ………

How I lost my teeth!

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, 
when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me,and 
slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”

She said, “I sure do.”

I said, “Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday.

120105~3

A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

The pilot says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”
And that my friends … is Confidence.

120105~3

6 year old and a 4 year old

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.

The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss. “The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, “When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.”

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.
WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”

“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios!”

120105~3

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/22/2014

Written by chuck on October 21, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I’ll never know

History of the Condom

Young girl taking a shower

Choose the best play from Week One of the NFL Season.

Eye Candy Posters
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/21/2014

Written by chuck on October 20, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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“You can’t trust everything on the Internet” – Abraham Lincoln

Craigslist, to the guy doing my wife!

Good reason not to change lanes quickly

A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers

Sexy Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/20/2014

Written by chuck on October 19, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


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My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said: “At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!”
I got detention after asking “Which end?”

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These are great. I will never purchase store chips again!

10 inches of Snow

Marriage Jokes

Dogs eating peanut butter

Try to hide these under a T-Shirt

Just a few posters!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/17/2014

Written by chuck on October 16, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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WHEN AN ELDERLY PERSON DIES, A LIBRARY BURNS.

When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

AAADD know the symptoms

Body Art
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/16/2014

Written by chuck on October 15, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

before you commit check your resources first

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Effective sometime in 2015, aspirin will be heavily taxed under Obamacare. The only explanation given was that they’re white and they work. No other reason was given, but I thought you’d want to know about it.

Hey; you don’t stutter any more

Accepting pizza with no panties on.

Very sexy air hostess

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/15/2014

Written by chuck on October 14, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


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If you ever feel lonely, just look down at your key board and see that u and i are together

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend…

he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

Scary screen saver for my readers.

Does texting make you absent minded?
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/14/2014

Written by chuck on October 13, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

HAPPY TUESDAY
happy tuesday ols 10-14-2014

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On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year.

This is upsetting news to me, as I had no idea I was Japanese.

Some may say this is “Politically” wrong…

The Can of Paint (http://ourlighterside.com/?p=20801)

Just a few funny jokes

Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

Eye Candy white rob with phone to girl next to kitten gif
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Some may say this is “Politically” wrong…

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The Can of Paint

A newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from sex for an entire month.”

The couple agreed but after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the church.
When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying, and the husband obviously was very depressed.
“You are back so soon…Is there a problem?” the pastor inquired.

“We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month,” the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

“Well, the first week was difficult; however, we managed to abstain through sheer will power.

The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.

The third week, however, was unbearable.
We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible, anything to keep our minds free of carnal thoughts.

But one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I noticed that she didn’t have panties on and I was overcome with lust and I had my way with her, right then and there,” admitted the man, shamefacedly.

“You understand this means you will not be welcome into our church,” stated the pastor.

“We know,” said the young man, hanging his head.
“We’re not welcome at Lowe’s anymore, either.

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.

Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Please send jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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