Government Stimulus Plan (Unfortunately True)
Written by Ed on January 10, 2012 – 11:25 pm -Three contractors are bidding
to fix a broken fence
at the White House.
One is from Chicago,
another is from Tennessee,
and
the third is from Montana.
All three go
with a White House official
to examine the fence.
The Montana contractor
takes out a tape measure
and does some measuring,
then works some figures
with a pencil.
“Well,” he says,
“I figure the job will run about $900.
That’s $400 for materials,
$400 for my crew
and $100 profit for me.”
The Tennessee contractor
also does some measuring and figuring,
then says,
“I can do this job for $700.
That’s $300 for materials,
$300 for my crew
and $100 profit for me.”
The Chicago contractor
doesn’t measure or figure,
but leans over to the White House official
and whispers, “$2,700.”
The official, incredulous, says,
“You didn’t even measure like the other guys.
How did you come up with such a high figure?”
The Chicago contractor whispers back,
“$1000 for me,
$1000 for you,
and
we hire the guy from Tennessee
to fix the fence.”
“Done!”
replies the government official.
And that, my friends,
is how
the Government Stimulus Plan worked.
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Mars Springtime 2020 (Animation)
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Did Santa make it to your house?
Written by chuck on December 25, 2011 – 8:37 am -If not, click here for the reason why.
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HUMOR Election Commentary
Written by Ed on November 20, 2011 – 10:33 pm -Free the 98%!
Vote the Radical Marxist Progressives Out of Congress and the White House in 2012!
20111118 HUMOR Election Commentary
The best election commentary I’ve heard so far…
‘I haven’t left my house in days.
I watch the news channels incessantly.
All the news stories are about the election;
All the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis.
Election – erection – election – erection
– - either way we’re getting fucked!’ — Bette Midler.
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How to loose weight
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Hank Williams Jr.
Written by Ed on October 21, 2011 – 12:00 pm -Hank Williams Jr. apologized for comparing President Obama to Adolf Hitler Sunday in a Fox News interview. It’s all smoothed over now.
Within two days, the surviving members of the Hitler family appeared on German television and accepted Hank’s apology.
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Politicians should wear
Written by Ed on October 6, 2011 – 11:04 pm -
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Dennis Miller at the top of his form – (profane and right on)
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Survey
Written by Ed on September 11, 2011 – 10:27 pm -In a recent survey requested by President Obama, African-Americans have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out for him by a leading toiletries firm, a huge majority, 86% of African-Americans, said that they have had sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn’t been to prison yet.
Sort of brings tears to your eyes doesn’t it?
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