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Dennis Miller at the top of his form – (profane and right on)

Survey

In a recent survey requested by President Obama, African-Americans have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, carried out for him by a leading toiletries firm, a huge majority, 86% of African-Americans, said that they have had sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they hadn’t been to prison yet.

Sort of brings tears to your eyes doesn’t it?

HERE IS THE REAL PROBLEM WITH OUR GOVERNMENTAL SYSTEM – - – -

The folks who are getting free stuff,
Don’t like the folks who are paying for the free stuff,
Because the folks who are paying for the free stuff,
Can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.

And, The folks who are paying for the free stuff,
Want the free stuff to stop.

And the folks who are getting the free stuff,
Want even MORE free stuff on top of the free stuff they’re getting already!

Now….. The people who are forcing people to PAY for the free stuff,
Have told the people who are receiving the free stuff,
That the people who are PAYING for the free stuff,
Are being mean, prejudiced and racist.

So …. the people who are GETTING the free stuff,
Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the
free stuff because they are selfish.

And they are promised more free stuff if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free stuff to to give them even more free stuff.

And – - – - – that’s the Straight Stuff!

There!!! Is that clear to you now?

Video Johnny Cashless Sings, “Obama’s Prison Blues”

Breaking news on Earthquake

BREAKING NEWS:? President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as “Bush’s Fault”. Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves

Roger Williams for Congress – The Donkey Whisperer

Steve Bridges as “President Obama”

Bowl-O-Bama

A bowling alley in Clearwater, Florida, Bowl-O-Bama, is doing record business despite a bad economy. The alley also reports a record number of 300 games.

This alley also has the highest bowling league average in the country, with a 237. And that’s the senior league.

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