My girlfriend Lisa, is a true blonde!
Written by chuck on July 29, 2007 – 2:01 pm -Lisa told me about a story that happen years ago when she was married. Seems there was a fire two door down and someone yelled for her to call 911. She yelled back, ” what is the number.”
OK…. maybe I understand, lots of smoke and fire and maybe she just got confused!
For the last week, she has been complaining about the lotion she was using on her legs. She kept telling me it was more like soap than lotion and she spent 5 minutes shaking the bottle one night trying to get the lotion to mix up. She also said she was going to E-mail the manufacturer and complain.
Finally, after a week, she took another look at the bottle, and guess what… it was bath soap. Yeah… I know the lotion and soap bottles do look alike.
You just got to love a blonde!
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How long do we have? Less than 5 years?
Written by chuck on July 11, 2007 – 4:24 pm -A friend sent this to me and I thought it was interesting. There may be a rebuttal and, if so, that’s what freedom of speech is all about.
HOW LONG DO WE HAVE?
This is the most interesting thing I’ve read in a long time. The sad thing about it, you can see it coming.
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AN INTERESTING PARALLEL
Written by chuck on May 19, 2007 – 7:51 am -NOTE from Chuck: I did not write this, but it is a great idea.
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week, we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
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Urine test needed for for all!
Written by chuck on April 10, 2007 – 10:50 am -Like a lot of folks in this State, I have a job. I work, they pay me.
I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to get that pay check, I am required to pass a
random urine test, with which I have no problem.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my
taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test. Shouldn’t
one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because
I have to pass one to earn it for them??
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get
back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with
helping someone sitting on their ass while I do the work. I also have a
problem with them using their welfare checks, buying drugs and alcohol.
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