OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/19/2013

Written by chuck on April 18, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

My wife found an old playboy mag in the top of my closet…

The daughter of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright: Indicted

Dillon McNeil
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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: “Nescafe”!

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.

It said: “Good till the last drop”

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: “Rothmans”

Mum now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the pack: “Extra Long. King Size”

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words “South African Airways”
Mum took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

The ad said: “Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.”

Mum fainted!

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My wife found an old playboy mag in the top of my closet that I even forgot was there. She not happy about that.I told her “just because I looked at the menu it didn’t mean I was going to order anything”…she didn’t see any humor in that …

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The daughter of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright: Indicted

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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