OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/17/2013

Written by chuck on January 16, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Question? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Bottle of Wine….

Better than a Flu Shot!

A truly well-dressed Wal Mart shopper

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Bottle of Wine….
[The opposite sex. Don't mess with them]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.

God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man.
That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s
nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days.”

Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely, This
must be a sign from God!”

The woman continues, “And look at this, here is another miracle. My car
is complet! ely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back
on,and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police”

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever and evil. Don’t mess with us.

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Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. ‘Miss Beatrice’, he said pointing to the bowl, ‘I wonder if you would tell me about this? . ‘Oh, yes,’ she replied, ‘Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter.’

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A truly well-dressed Wal Mart shopper

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Birmingham, Alabama


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