OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/9/2013

Written by chuck on January 8, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Quote: A relationship is the period of time between “I love you” and “Everything you do pisses me off”

When you are over fifty who gives a shit?

The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

Sexy Farm Girl

How to put out a boat fire

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When you are over fifty who gives a shit?

This asshole Girl looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, “Is that Corona or Bud?”
I said, “There’s a tap underneath. Taste it and find out.”
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you ‘d look all right.”
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
“Really” she said, “Go on then…try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling her nipples she began to lose patience and said.
“Come on, what day was I born”?
I said, “Yesterday.”

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, “Nice legs.”
The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so.”
I said “Definitely! Most tables would have fucking collapsed by now. ”

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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”

The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!”

Why are you scrolling down? It’s your turn to say something.

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Sexy Farm Girl

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How to put out a boat fire

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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