A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunch time. She said ‘sorry about the wait.’
I said ‘don’t worry Chubby, you’re bound to lose it eventually. ‘
A guy goes to the City of San Diego to apply for a job.
Three guys was getting out of a bar drunk.
New Chick-fil-A song by Tim Hawkins
A guy goes to the City of San Diego to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.
“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.”
The interviewer says, ” That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”
” This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
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Three guys was getting out of a bar drunk. As they got to the taxi the driver saw they were drunk, and they asked him to take them to a another bar. The driver switched on the engine and gave the taxi two raves and switched it of again,we are there he said. The first two got out and paid, as the third guy was getting out he reached over to the driver and gave a hard smack and said, NEVER DRIVE SO FAST AGAIN!! WE COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
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