OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/27/2012

Written by chuck on June 26, 2012 – 10:30 pm -

A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.

Chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

Squid Injects Woman’s Tongue With Sperm Bag As She Eats In Korea

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A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.

Bartender asks ….

“What’ll it be, Mr. President?”

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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by,
the traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy
and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three
to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff’s office and said, “You’ve
got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and
killing all of my chickens.”

“What do you want me to do?” asked the sheriff.
“I don’t care, just do something about those crazy drivers!”

So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected
a sign that said:
SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said,
“You’ve got to do something about these drivers. The “school
crossing sign seems to make them go even faster.”

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put
up a new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
That really sped them up.

So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks.

Finally, he asked the sheriff, “Your signs are doing no good. Can I put
up my own sign?”

The sheriff told him, “Sure thing, put up your own sign.” He was going
to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop
calling every day to complain. The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer
John.

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided
to give Farmer John a call.
“How’s the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?”

“Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I’ve
got to go. I’m very busy.” He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself
“I’d better go out there and take a look at that sign… it might
be something that WE could use to slow down drivers…”

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John’s house, and his jaw
dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on
a sheet of wood:

“NUDIST COLONY”

*** Go slow and watch out for the chicks ***
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Squid Injects Woman’s Tongue With Sperm Bag As She Eats In Korea

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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