OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/29/2012

Written by chuck on March 28, 2012 – 10:30 pm -

Three men are at a whorehouse

Bar Story

You can’t win them all

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A WORLD GONE CRAZY
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Three men are at a whorehouse. How can you tell their nationalities?

The one going in is Russian.
The one leaving is Finnish.
The one inside …

Himalayan.
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Bar Story

Sitting in a bar in the English Midlands, a Scotsman says, “As good as this pub is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a wee place called McTavish’s. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the fifth drink.”

“Well, Angus,” said an Englishman, “At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.”

“Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said an Irishman, “back home in me favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they’ll buy you a drink, then another … all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!”

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true. “Did this actually happen to you?”

“Not meself, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman, “but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.”

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You can’t win them all

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