Obama: The Affirmative Action President
Written by Ed on November 23, 2011 – 10:47 am -Obama: The Affirmative Action President
By Matt Patterson
Years from now, historians may regard the 2008 election of Barack Obama as an inscrutable and disturbing phenomenon, a baffling breed of mass hysteria akin perhaps to the witch craze of the Middle Ages. How, they will wonder, did a man so devoid of professional accomplishment beguile so many into thinking he could manage the world’s largest economy, direct the world’s most powerful military, execute the world’s most consequential job?
Imagine a future historian examining Obama’s pre-presidential life: ushered into and through the Ivy League despite unremarkable grades and test scores along the way; a cushy non-job as a “community organizer”; a brief career as a state legislator devoid of legislative achievement (and in fact nearly devoid of his attention, so often did he vote “present”); and finally an unaccomplished single term in United States Senate, the entirety of which was devoted to his presidential ambitions. He left no academic legacy in academia, authored no signature legislation as legislator.
And then there is the matter of his troubling associations: the white-hating, America-loathing preacher who for decades served as Obama’s “spiritual mentor”; a real-life, actual terrorist who served as Obama’s colleague and political sponsor. It is easy to imagine a future historian looking at it all and asking: how on Earth was such a man elected president?
Not content to wait for history, the incomparable Norman Podhoretz addressed the question recently in the Wall Street Journal:
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/23/2011
Written by chuck on November 22, 2011 – 10:30 pm -A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.
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Amnesty for illegal aliens?
My prayer for 2012 is for…
You may now kiss the bride
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/22/2011
Written by chuck on November 21, 2011 – 10:30 pm -A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
If you run naked around at tree…
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HOW OBAMA IS AFRICAN
Written by Ed on November 20, 2011 – 11:05 pm -Posted in Political | No Comments »
HUMOR Election Commentary
Written by Ed on November 20, 2011 – 10:33 pm -Free the 98%!
Vote the Radical Marxist Progressives Out of Congress and the White House in 2012!
20111118 HUMOR Election Commentary
The best election commentary I’ve heard so far…
‘I haven’t left my house in days.
I watch the news channels incessantly.
All the news stories are about the election;
All the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis.
Election – erection – election – erection
– - either way we’re getting fucked!’ — Bette Midler.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/21/2011
Written by chuck on November 20, 2011 – 10:30 pm -A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.
Great Christmas Gift!
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Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker over the U.S.
debt is like watching two drunks argue over a bar bill on the Titanic.
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Dirty Pick-Up Lines…….
The Night Nurse
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Underpublicized threat deep in White House
Written by Ed on November 17, 2011 – 11:00 pm -Infiltration of the federal government by members of the radical Muslim Brotherhood is worse than some have warned recently, says a former FBI special agent in Washington.
The agent confirmed that at least three operatives of the Egypt-based Brotherhood – whose credo is “Jihad is our way and death in the cause of Allah is our dream” – have penetrated the Obama administration.
The shocking charge was first leveled by Muslim reformer Tarek Fatah during a recent speech in Toronto.
“When someone says that there is penetration of jihadi Islamists within society, do not dismiss it as some right-wing, xenophobic, racist rant,” warned Fatah, a Canadian journalist.
Fight back against CAIR’s attack on First Amendment by making a contribution to WND’s “Legal Defense Fund.” Donations of $25 or more entitle you to free copy of “Muslim Mafia” – the book so devastating to CAIR the group is trying to ban it.
“Today in the White House, there are three members of the Muslim Brotherhood that influence Obama’s policy,” he told the audience gathered for an IdeaCity conference. “One is Rashad Hassan, who is the American ambassador to the 52-nation Organization of Islamic (Conference).”
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/18/2011
Written by chuck on November 17, 2011 – 10:30 pm -A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.
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Home Economics For Men:
Johnny’s in class when the teacher asks him
My Wife Fired The Maid For No Reason!
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Home Economics For Men:
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop.
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral.
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead.
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? – You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. Accepting Loss I: If It’s Empty, You Can Throw It Away.
7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won’t Bring It Back.
8. Going to the Supermarket: It’s Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In.
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In.
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink.
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let’s Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You’re About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill.
15. Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your ’70s Polyester Shirts.
16. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won’t Wash Themselves.
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What “Fourth Down and Ten” Means.
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald’s.
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don’t Fall Under the “Action/Adventure” Category.
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
22. “I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!”: Why Women Laugh.
23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let’s Clean the Closet.
24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let’s Clean Under the Bed.
25. “I Don’t Know”: Be the First Man to Say It!
26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty.
27. Directions: It’s Okay to Ask for Them
28. Listening: It’s Not Just Something You Do During Halftime.
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn’t Mean You Can Fix It.
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Johnny’s in class when the teacher asks him: “Johnny, I got something red and round behind my back do you know what it is?” Johnny says: “A ball?” She says: “No, an apple, but it shows you are thinking.”
Johnny says: “Hey teacher, I got something long, hard and has a pink tip in my pocket, what is it?” She cries out: “JOHNNY!!” “Hey, it’s a pencil, but it shows you are thinking.”
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My Wife Fired The Maid For No Reason!
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Listen to Newt
Written by Ed on November 16, 2011 – 10:46 pm -http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=qtjfMjjce2Y
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