Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims..
Written by Ed on May 30, 2011 – 11:00 pm -Straight forward country thinking..
If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
If your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.
You may be a Muslim.
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By lk40485 on Sep 3, 2011 4:34 pm | Reply
Which is the most confusing day in America?
FATHER’S DAY!…!
80% don’t know whom to wish.
And rest 20% r scared someone will cum & wish them…=D =D