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This is too true to be funny.

Just a reminder. Election day is just around the corner!!!!!!!!!

How many zeros in a billion?

The next time you hear a politician use the
Word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about
Whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
I think I did a good job of
Putting that figure into some perspective for you

A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
Living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
At the rate our government
Is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain…
let’s take a look at New Orleans …
It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
Is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
To rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number….
What does it mean?

A.
Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
You each get $516,528.

B.
Or… If you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C.
Or… If you are a family of four…
Your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D. C

HELLO!
Are all your calculators broken??

Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax (Fed)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago…..
And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt…
We had the largest middle class in the world…..
And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell:

‘POLITICIANS!’

And I still have to
Press ’1′
For English.

I hope this goes around the
U S A
At least 100 times

2011 W-2 Tax Forms and Obamacare

If this doesn’t get to you, then check your pulse. You may be at flatline…and call 911!

Should you want to verify this, go to http://www.thomas.gov/, enter “HR 3590″ in the search box and look for “CRS Summaries.” This is what you’ll find.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/27/2010

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Marijuana-based medical suppository.

Dunkin Donuts

The price of Prozac went up 50% last year.

A woman in England with 36 double-g breasts

Mobile Home Ad from Cullman Alabama

It seems researchers at the University of Mississippi Medical
school, have come up with the first marijuana-based medical
suppository. The only drawback so far is that approximately ten
minutes after insertion, you have an overpowering urge to shove a
Twinkie up your butt.
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Dunkin Donuts has announced a new donut flavor called,
‘Toffee for your Coffee.’ Apparently this narrowly beat out
the flavor, ‘Molasses for your Big Asses.
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The price of Prozac went up 50% last year. When they asked
Prozac users how they felt about this they said, ‘Whatever…
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A woman in England with 36 double-g breasts is going to skydive
topless for charity. She is going to use her bra as a parachute. The
difficult part is going to be to stop her bouncing when she lands.
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Mobile Home Ad from Cullman Alabama

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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President Obama censors ‘Creator’ from Declaration again

For the third time in just over one month, President Obama has refused to include any mention of the “Creator” in his recitation of the Declaration of Independence. Read more:

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/26/2010

Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?

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Heard about the man who went to the doctor for my insomnia?

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

How to apply tanning lotion
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Three Accomplishments from Obama!

1. He has destroyed the Clinton Political Machine – Driving a stake thru the Heart of Hillary’s Presidential aspirations–something no Republican was ever able to do. Remember when a Hillary Presidency scared the daylights out of you!

2. He killed off the Kennedy Dynasty – No more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. American women and freedom are safer tonight!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/25/2010

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Obama Health Care Plan

Australian Medical Association researchers have found…

Teach her to talk?
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This thing went into space!

Homemade Spacecraft!

Very interesting video!

SCS/SBs 348, 626, & 461 – This act creates the Missouri Omnibus Immigration Act

Under the act it is illegal to employ unauthorized aliens and the act mandates that every employer in the state participate in the federal Basic Pilot Program in order to verify an employee’s work authorization status. Employers must submit an affidavit to the Department of Revenue accompanying remittance of withholding taxes or annual income tax returns that affirms that the employer is enrolled in the Basic Pilot Program. The failure to timely file may trigger a tax audit. If the employer knowingly makes a material misrepresentation of fact with regard to the affidavit, the employer must add back business expense deductions taken to determine federal adjusted gross income in order to determine Missouri adjusted gross income for wages paid to employees and independent contractors whose employment eligibility was not verified under the Basic Pilot Program.

Law enforcement officers must inquire into the immigration status of any individual detained in a jail facility for a violation of state law. If the individual is found to be illegal, the officer shall cooperate with any request from federal authorities regarding detention and custody transfer.

The state shall enter into cooperative agreements with the federal government to designate state law enforcement officers to help enforce federal immigration law.

Illegal aliens are barred from attending all public universities in the state and shall not receive any type of public assistance or benefit.

The act also authorizes cities, villages, and towns to enact ordinances prohibiting the employment of unauthorized aliens or unlawful workers and may deny business licenses to employers who employ unlawful workers.

This act is similar to SB 334 (2005), SB 988 (2006), SB 178 (2007), SB 626 (2007), SB 461 (2007), and SB 180 (2007).

CHRIS HOGERTY

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/22/2010

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Mass Hysteria:

There is a new “N” word that has the Democrats pretty upset.

Eye Candy for Friday
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