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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/6/2010

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Husband & Wife – Problem Father

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

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Husband & Wife – Problem Father
“You looked troubled,” I told my friend, “what’s your problem?” He replied,
“I’m going to be a father.” “But that’s wonderful,” I said. “What’s wonderful? My wife doesn’t know about it yet”
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I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.  It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pretty pink trim.      

The City Council told me to go to hell.

So I re-applied for the permit, but this time I called it a Mosque . . .

………Construction starts on Monday…
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