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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/01/2010

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Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out.

This wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.

Honesty is the best policy

Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town’s fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, “Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out.”

The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting assistance with removing the snakes.

“You’ve got to be kidding,” Felix replied in astonishment. “People actually call the fire department to help them with rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?”

“Well,” said the chief, “the first thing I ask is, ‘Is it on fire?’”
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This wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses her legs ……. enough times till her husband says”Are you wearing crotchless panties?”

“Yes,” she answers, seductively.

“Thank goodness for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.”
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Honesty is the best policy

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