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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/31/2010

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Let see who is more tolerant now….

There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top.

Anatomy Lesson 101

If it is true that the mosque near Ground Zero is to promote tolerance;

It was suggested that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque.

Two names suggested are; “The Turban Cowboy”, and “You Mecca Me Hot”.

 On the other side they should open a butcher shop that specializes in pork!

And across the street a store that sells and displays bikinis or ladies lingerie on manikins…or live models.

In the alley, they should put Obama’s 2012 campaign headquarters!!!

Then we’ll see if tolerance works both ways!!
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There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top. The firemen yelled to the redhead to jump into a blanket so she jumped off the building. But right as she was about to safely hit the blanket they moved it and she died.

They then yelled to the brunette to jump but she said,”No! I saw what you did to the redhead!” They shouted back, “We don’t like redheads!” So the brunette jumped and sure enough they moved the blanket and she died.

Then they shouted to the blonde to jump off into the blanket. But the blonde says,”No! I saw what you did to them!” They shouted, “We didn’t like them!” The blonde then says, “I don’t trust you guys, so why don’t you just put the blanket on the ground and step back!”
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