OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/23/2010

Written by chuck on August 22, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

A veteran is someone who, at one point, wrote a blank personal check made payable to ‘The United States of America ‘ for an amount of ‘up to and including their life’.

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The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.

Aspirin Tax

Baseball

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, ‘Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?’
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, ‘Well, thank ya, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.’
‘Don’t be flattered… Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!’
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Aspirin Tax:

It appears that Obama is going to impose a 40% tax on aspirin, just because it’s white and it works!!!

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Baseball

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