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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/20/2010

Did you ever wonder why conservatives are called the “right” and the liberals are called the “left.” Check this verse in the Bible:
    
          Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)
       “The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
       but the heart of the fool to the left.”

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Are you ready for some oral sex now?

Harry noticed he was running low on rubbers

Marvin

Betty’s girlfriend was relating, “Well after over a half hour of pretty heavy making out, I asked
him, “Are you ready for some oral sex now?’”

Betty commented, “Oh wow, I bet he jumped at that suggestion!”

Her friend said, “Yeah he did, but he damned near fell off the couch when I said, ‘Good ! … then you can go home and call me’.”
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Harry noticed he was running low on rubbers, so he stopped by the
local drugstore. “What size?” asked the blonde pharmacist’s
assistant sweetly.

When he admitted he wasn’t sure of his size, the blonde led him into the back room, lifted her skirt and told him to enter her.

He was delighted to oblige.

“Size six.” she told him after a moment.? “Now take it out.

How many?”

Harry bought a dozen, and on his way home, he ran into his friend
Tom. Harry eagerly told Tom the whole story.

Tom rushed down to the drugstore to place an order. “But I’m afraid

I don’t know my size.” he told the sales girl.

So the blonde led him in to the back room and repeated the procedure.

“Size seven, Sir, now take it out please. How many?”

But Tom kept it in till he reached a climax; “None thanks.” he told
her, zipping up his fly, “I just came in for a fitting.”
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Marvin

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