OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/16/2010
Written by chuck on August 15, 2010 – 10:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.
When he spotted a well at the side of the house
Beach & Lake Photos
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and
Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
” U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins
Dating Club.”
” U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”
“Stop Global Whining”
“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.
“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has
To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”
“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To
Die For their Country Since 1775″
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange
The Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A
Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In
English, Thank A Veteran”
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don’t have
that problem.” ….Ronald Reagan
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A young doctor at a small clinic in town was sent miles away to treat a farmer’s son who had chicken pox. It was his first time out in the country, and he was curious about everything.
When he spotted a well at the side of the house, he walked over to it. Wanting to see how deep it was, he leaned over and plunged to the bottom.
It took rescuers several hours to pull him to safety.
I hope you’ve learned your lesson,” said the farmer.
What lesson is that?” asked the young doctor.
A doctor should tend to the sick and leave the well alone.”
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