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Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It’s opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted
cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a
Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: “Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?”
Little boy: “What the fuck do you think?”
At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted
only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on
a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in
the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see
a certain young lady immediately.
“I want to surprise her. You see, I’m her brother.”
“Oh, she’ll be surprised all right,” said the woman.
“But think of how surprised I am! I’m her mother!”
DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.
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