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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/27/2010

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WW II Battleship sailor tells Obama to shape up or ship out!

WW II Battleship sailor tells Obama to shape up or ship out !

This venerable and much honored WW II vet is well known in Hawaii for his seventy-plus years of service to patriotic organizations and causes all over the country. A humble man without a political bone in his body, He has never spoken out before about a government official, until now.
He dictated this letter to a friend, signed it and mailed it to the president.

Dear President Obama,

My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don’t believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert.

I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos’n Mate. Now I live in a “rest home” located on the western end of Pearl Harbor, allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.

One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my mind, blunt and direct even to the head man.

So here goes.

I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before I do, but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish.

I can’t figure out what country you are the president of.
You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable lies like:
&… ” We’re no longer a Christian nation”
&… ” America is arrogant” – (Your wife even
&… announced to the world,”America is mean-
&… spirited. ” Please tell her to try preaching
&… that nonsense to 23 generations of our
&… war dead buried all over the globe who
&… died for no other reason than to free a
&… whole lot of strangers from tyranny and
&… hopelessness.)
I’d say shame on the both of you, but I don’t think you like America, nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do, for the obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White House.

After 9/11 you said,” America hasn’t lived up to her ideals.”

Which ones did you mean? Was it the notion of personal liberty that 11,000 farmers and shopkeepers died for to win independence from the British? Or maybe the ideal that no man should be a slave to another man, that 500,000 men died for in the Civil War? I hope you didn’t mean the ideal 470,000 fathers, brothers, husbands, and a lot of fellas I knew personally died for in WWII, because we felt real strongly about not letting any nation push us around, because we stand for freedom.

I don’t think you mean the ideal that says equality is better than discrimination. You know the one that a whole lot of white people understood when they helped to get you elected.

Take a little advice from a very old geezer, young man.

Shape up and start acting like an American. If you don’t, I’ll do what I can to see you get shipped out of that fancy rental on Pennsylvania Avenue. You were elected to lead not to bow, apologize and kiss the hands of murderers and corrupt leaders who still treat their people like slaves.

And just who do you think you are telling the American people not to jump to conclusions and condemn that Muslim major who killed 13 of his fellow soldiers and wounded dozens more. You mean you don’t want us to do what you did when that white cop used force to subdue that black college professor in Massachusetts, who was putting up a fight? You don’t mind offending the police calling them stupid but you don’t want us to offend Muslim fanatics by calling them what they are, terrorists.

One more thing. I realize you never served in the military and never had to defend your country with your life, but you’re the Commander-in-Chief now, son. Do your job. When your battle-hardened field General asks you for 40,000 more troops to complete the mission, give them to him. But if you’re not in this fight to win, then get out. The life of one American soldier is not worth the best political strategy you’re thinking of.

You could be our greatest president because you face the greatest challenge ever presented to any president.
You’re not going to restore American greatness by bringing back our bloated economy. That’s not our greatest threat. Losing the heart and soul of who we are as Americans is our big fight now.
And I sure as hell don’t want to think my president is the enemy in this final battle.

Sincerely,
Harold B. Estes

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/26/2010

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Your favorite movie ***

The irony of life is

Little Johnny

Red Hot in Rio

Your favorite movie! Try this test.

Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how.

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Mine was “Raiders Of The Lost Ark ” – exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you scroll down to see the list below. It’s easy and it works.

Now look up your number in the list at the very bottom.

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The irony of life is that, by the time

You’re old enough to know your way

Around, you’re not going anywhere.

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A third grade school teacher was trying to explain to her class the difference between singular and plural. She said, “What is it if one woman looks out a window?”

Little Charlotte said, “Singular.”

“Very good,” said the teacher. “What is it if three women are looking out of a window?”

Little Johnny mumbled just loud enough for all to hear, “A whorehouse.”

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http://biggeekdad.com/2010/04/red-hot-in-rio/

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Adult Humor

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1. Gone With The Wind

2. E.T.

3. Beverly Hills Cop

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat

10. Casablanca

11. Jurassic Park

12. Shrek

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. Titanic

15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark

16. Home Alone

17. Mrs. Doubtfire

18. The Godfather

Obama and the Press

Obamanomics Explained By A College Student

This is a very practical way to explain the “scale” of Obamanomics.

Recently Obama announced that over the next 90-days he is going to work to cut 100-Million dollars of spending out of the Federal Budget.

This is great!

A college student explains Obamanomics.

VERY well done!

http://www.wimp.com/budgetcuts/

Our Lighter Side is dead in the water.

I have moved and I am now with Centurylink. I still cannot receive mail at home and I am unable to unload from the house. I have no idea when I will be able to fix my problems.

Sorry for not returning any mail and for not posting OLS.

If there happens to be an expert on here dealing with Centerylink E-mail setup and FTP, please send me an E-mail at: chuck@servicewithasmile.com

Thanks,

Chuck

OUR LIGHTER SIDE4/21/2010

Beautiful Fairy / Mexican Refugee

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

Can Smartphones Save the Sex Business?
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Official statement by U.S. Navy retirees

To: The American Public

We in retirement take exception to everyone’s saying that Obama, Reid,
Pelosi, and Bernanke are spending like drunken sailors.

When we were drunken sailors, we quit when we ran out of money.

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/20/2010

Cannibal Restaurant

Sex and Sunshine

Why I will never give up gun training
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. 
 
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

Tourist:  $5.00

Broiled Missionary:  $7.00

Fried Explorer:  $9.00
Freshly Baked Politician: $150

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ’Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?’

The cook replied, ’Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.’

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Sex and Sunshine

FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now.

FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.

FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.

FACT: 1 old timer is reading emails.
You hang in there, Sunshine
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Why I will never give up gun training

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Adult Humor
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Our Lighter side is an electronic newsletter published five days a week and sent to you from Birmingham, AL.

Please tell your friends about OLS! Would your friends enjoy receiving “Our Lighter Side”?

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Please send jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck