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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/31/2010

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Crotchless Undies

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.  ‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter asked.

 ’Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered. 

‘On a trip to the Black Hillsout in  South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.  So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the crap out of all of you!’

St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’

‘Couple of minutes ago.’
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Crotchless Undies

A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotch less underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm.

“Want some of this?” she purred.

“Are you kidding?” he replied. “Look what it did to your underwear.”
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