OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/29/2010
Written by chuck on March 28, 2010 – 10:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
Knee Pains
Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today
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Knee Pains A man goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains.
After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions him,
“There must be something you’re doing that you haven’t told me.
Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?”
“Well,” he said a little sheepishly, “my wife and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night.”
“That’s got to be it,” said the doctor.
“There are plenty of other positions and ways to have sex, you know.”
“Not if you’re going to watch T.V. there ain’t,” he replied.
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!”
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, “Really small, was it?”
Sally replied, “No… Salty.”
Mom fainted.
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