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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/10/2010

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I bought something for the house

I always wanted to wait and give the woman I love my virginity.

Yes, they vote.

Wife: Okay, today’s Friday. Where’s your pay envelope?
Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.
Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?
Man: Eight rounds of drinks.
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A 30-year-old man and woman are lying in bed after making love. The woman lays on her side of the bed and rests.

The man goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, “Man oh man, I finally did it! I’m no longer a virgin.”

The woman overheared him talking to himself and asked, “Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?”

“Well,” the guy explains, “I always wanted to wait and give the woman I love my virginity.”

Astounded, the woman replies, “So you really love me?”

“No,” the guy says. “I just got tired of waiting.”
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Yes, they vote

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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