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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/9/2010

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His eyesight is perfect

Do you want a blow JOB?

Battlestar Babes

Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I’ve hit the ball I couldn’t see where it  went.”

His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As  they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one  more try.” “That’s no good” sighs Arthur, “your brother’s a  hundred and three. He can’t  help.”

  “He may be a hundred and three”, says the wife, “but  his eyesight is perfect.”
 So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course  with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the  fairway.

 He turns to the brother-in-law who is 103 & says,  “Did you see the ball?”
  “Of course I did!” replied the brother-in-law. “I have  perfect eyesight”.

“Where did it go?” says Arthur. “I don’t  remember.”
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At the end of a small, almost deserted bar in New Orleans sat a huge
black man. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and
obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four
beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black
man.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, “Do you want a blow job?”

At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and
smacked the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.
He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised
and battered in the parking lot, and returned to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black
man, and said, “I’ve never seen you react like that before.
What did he say to you?”

“I don’t exactly know,” the black man replied. “Something about a job.”
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Battlestar Babes

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