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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/8/2010

Written by chuck on March 7, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

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Sisters of prostitution

Proud to be from Alabama

How to beat a DUI NOTE: This is X rated

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. . .

It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought.

Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. . .

Then he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. . .

On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. . . The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

“What may we do for you, my son?”. . .

He answers,

“I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business”

“Very well, my son. Please follow me.”

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.

The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,

“Please knock on this door”

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.

This nun instructs,

“Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.”

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT,

YOU SINNER
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Copper  wire:

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York
Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and  came to
the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone  network
more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the  New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a
California archaeologist  dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, A
story in the LA  Times read: “California archaeologists, finding of 200
year old  copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier  than
the New Yorkers”

One week later. A local newspaper  in Alabamareported  the following:
“After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture  near ,Blountsville Alabama 
Bubba,  a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely
nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years  ago, Blountsville had already gone wireless”.

Just makes a body proud to be from Alabama, don’t it? 
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How to beat a DUI NOTE: This is X rated

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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