OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/24/2010
Written by chuck on February 23, 2010 – 10:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
Life sentence?
Top Ten Reasons Why I, Homer Simpson, Should Be The Next President…
A few more good points!
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex.
Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”
Turning on his side, he smiles. “Then we will have to re-imprison him.”
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.. She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.”
Limply turning his head, He yells at her, “Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
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Top Ten Reasons Why I, Homer Simpson, Should Be The Next President…
10) I’m smarter than the last guy
09) With an oval office, I can’t bump into anything
08) Fox News is already on my side
07) I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job
06) I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions
05) I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts
04) I will be the Secretary of Donuts
03) My middle name isn’t Hussein… Anymore
02) My vice president will be Mayor McCheese
01) Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you’re in
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