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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/23/2010

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The General is a quick thinker..

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

A few good points

The General is a quick thinker..
I know now why he is a General..

President Obama was having that one, lone brief conversation this year with General McChrystal about Afghanistan .

Things were obviously not going the way the General had hoped. Obama could sense this, and told him, “I bet when I die,  you’ll piss on my grave.”

To which General McChrystal answers, “No sir, I’ve always said that when I get out of the Army, I’ll never again wait in another line.”
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A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
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A few good points

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