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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/10/2010

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B.C.

A very attractive statuesque blonde

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A very proper lady began planning a week’s camping vacation for her and
her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She
wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but
couldn’t bring herself to write the word “toilet” in her letter. So, she
decided on the old-fashioned term “Bathroom Commode.” Once written down
she still was not comfortable. Finally she decided on the abbreviation
“B.C.” and wrote, “does your campground have its own “B.C.?”

When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn’t figure out what
she meant by “B.C.” He showed it to several of the campers, one of whom
suggested the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church since there
was a letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist Church. So he
sent this reply:

      Dear Madam: The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in a
beautiful grove of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the
habit of going regularly. No doubt you will be pleased to know that it
will seat 350 people at one time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and
Sunday of each week. Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of
it. The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the quietest
passages. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her husband
there. We are also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the old
ones have holes in them. Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been
able to attend regularly. It’s been a good six months since she last went.
It pains her very much not to be able to go more often. As we grow older,
it seems to be more of an effort, especially in cold weather. Perhaps I
could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you
to all the other folks who will be there.
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A very attractive statuesque blonde, a new employee, was standing by the
paper shredder looking a bit confused.

“Need some help?” I offered, hoping to meet her.

“Yes,” she replied. “I’m not familiar with all these office machines you
have here. How does this thing work?”

“Quite simple,” I said, giving her a big smile an taking the fat report
from her hand and feeding it into the shredder.

I choked when she said, with a puzzled expression, -
“Thanks, but where do the copies come out?”
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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