Chuck's Blog

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/8/2010

Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS

I needed to pass gas

Do you know why it’s so cold?

The grave side service just barely finished

Victoria’s Secret Swim 10

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really,really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me….

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

…and how was your day?
________________________

Do you know why it’s so cold?

Because almost every white person for the past 200+ years said, 
“It will be a cold day in Hell, before a black man becomes President.”
of the United States .
________________________

The grave side service just barely finished, when there was massive
 Clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied
 By even more thunder rumbling in the distance.
 The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, ‘Well,
she’s there.’
________________________

Victoria’s Secret Swim 10

**********************************

DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

—————
Adult Humor
—————

Our Lighter side is an electronic newsletter published five days a week and sent to you from Birmingham, AL.

Please tell your friends about OLS! Would your friends enjoy receiving “Our Lighter Side”?

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Please send jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck