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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/5/2010

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A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.

Clutching a rumpled box of sanitary napkins

Obama toilet paper

 A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.

  While they’re sitting there having a good time together she starts
talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it
the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into
having one.

  After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar — a salt
shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

 The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

  “First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the
shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the
lime juice.”

  So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He
puts the salt on his tongue — salty but OK. He drinks the shot of
Baileys- smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks – this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it … in one second the
sharp lime taste hits… at two seconds the Baileys curdles… at three
seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits, This triggers his gag
reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend,
he swallows the now nasty drink.

 When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.

  She smiles widely at him and says, “So, how did you like it? It’s
called “Blow Job Revenge.”"
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I was in a drug store on Sanibel Island, the famous shelling island off
Florida’s SW coast, getting a band-aid for a glass cut I got on the
beach, when an irate guy stormed into the store.

He was obviously one of the Russian tourists I’d seen on the beach, but
he looked like he’d just been dragged out of the surf after damn near
drowning.

Clutching a rumpled box of sanitary napkins he screamed at the clerk, -
“Hey you S.O.B.!
I gonna sue you ass for sellin’ to me this bullshit!”

Mystified, the clerk asked, “What are you talking about?” . -

“Look at dis,” the guy hollers, pointing to the wrinkled box, his eyes
wild with rage.
“It say here, ‘You can swim while wearing dese.’ -

“Don’t it not say that?

Well, S.O.B., that a gotdam lie!

I had six of these dumb things tied ’round me and I damn near drowned!”
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Obama toilet paper

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