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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/2/2010

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“I’m really sorry, but I’m going to have to let one of you go.”

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine

Bull Mated

Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry, but I’m going to
have to let one of you go.”
Black Employee: “I’m a protected minority.”
Female Employee: “And I’m a woman.”
Oldest Employee: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with an age
discrimination suit so fast it’ll make your head spin.”
…To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white,
male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: . . . .
“I think I might be gay…”
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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine.

He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called turpentine.’

The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’

The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a cat’s ass, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!’
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Bull mated

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