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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/1/2010

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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a country inn.

I guess some things will never change.

Strip show with Uncle as a guard

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief
vacations at a country inn. The last time, he’d finally managed an
affair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting
few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then
stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
“Helen, why didn’t you write or telephone me when you learned
you were pregnant?” he cried. “I would have rushed up here, we
could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!”
“Well,” she said, “when my folks found out about my condition,
we sat up all night talkin’ and talkin’ and decided it would be
better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer.”
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I guess some things will never change. I recently hired a temp to
fill in while my secretary was off for six months on maternity
leave.

Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked her what she expected
to earn.

The temp replied, “Well … the minimum I could possibly work for is
four hundred a week.”

I told her I’d give her that much with pleasure.

The temp shook her head and replied, “With pleasure, it’ll be $600 a
week.”
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Strip show with Uncle as a guard

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