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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/28/2010

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“I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed …

On page two was a picture of a famous politician and his gorgeous wife.

Candy bar

A woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged,
well-dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing
“Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As he seals
each envelop he sprays it with a puff of perfume.

The woman’s curiosity gets the better of her, so she goes up to the
man and asks what he is doing. The man replies, “I’m
sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why?” she asks.

“Because I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.
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One day I was reading a newspaper. On page two was a picture
of a famous politician and his gorgeous wife.
Slightly jealous of the politician, I turned to my wife and said,
“It’s unfair that the biggest jerks in the world catch the most
beautiful wives.”
My wife smiled and replied, “Why, thank you dear.”
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Candy Bar

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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