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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/27/2010

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Honey, are you ready yet?

Alcohol was the work of the devil.

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Up stairs to his wife, “Honey, are you ready yet?”

Shouting back, the woman replied, “For crying out loud, Ed.

I’ve been telling you for the last half hour, I’ll be ready in a minute!”
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The Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation with a vehement sermon that alcohol was the work of the devil.

“As an example,” he stated during his sermon, “If you were to lead a donkey to a bowl of
water and a bowl of  whiskey, from which would he drink?”
A grizzled old Mick at the back of the church spoke up: “Aye,
Father, for sure he’d drink from the water.”

The priest, elated, said, “Very good, my son. And can you tell me WHY he’d drink from the water?”

The Irishman at the back of the church replied, “Sure, I can tellye’ why, Father. Because he’s an ass!”

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