Chuck's Blog

Union thugs vs. Boy Scouts

Another low for the union thugs. Most anyone that I know would have a hard time believing this. I hope you will pass it on to everyone that you know. Ask yourself, why does Obama support the union when they are the primary downfall of General Motors, Chrysler and soon to be California. We need to get Obama, ACORN and the Unions out of any government policy a.s.a.p.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/29/2009

Request: Today is my girlfriends birthday. Please send Lisa a birthday E-mail.

Thanks…. Chuck

Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal.   Steven Wright

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Dogs and cats are better than kids

Good-bye Mom

Beach soccer

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don’t ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don’t smoke or drink
8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don’t want to wear your clothes
10. Don’t need a ‘gazillion’ dollars for college.

And finally,

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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A young man shopping in a supermarket
noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout,
turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease;
it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

He answered, “That’s okay.”

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out
‘Good bye, Mom’ as I leave the store,?
it would make me feel good.”

She then went through the checkout,
and as she was on her way out of the store,
the man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”

The little old lady waved and smiled
back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
into someone’s day, he went to pay for his
groceries.

“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk.

“How come so much …
I only bought 5? items..”

The clerk replied,
“Yeah, but your Mother said
you’d be paying hers, too.”
Moral: Don’t trust little Old Ladies!!!
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Beach soccer

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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SOLD: Sen. Nelson’s Bribe

by Publius
We’ll be blunt. The ‘health care reform’ legislation under consideration in the Senate is the most corrupt piece of legislation in our nation’s history. Yes, we understand that is a strong statement and there have been other abominations throughout our nation’s life. But never before did corrupt legislation threaten to radically and forever change the live’s of every American.

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Makes you wonder doesn’t it?

Makes you wonder doesn’t it? (ACTUALLY, IT DOESN’T TAKE THAT MUCH WONDERING! DOES IT?)

Have you wondered why Barack Hussein Obama has insisted that the U.S. Attorney General
hold the trials for the 911 Murdering Muslims Terrorists in Civilian Courts as Common
Criminals instead of as terrorists who attacked the United States of America?

Think about this:

If the Muslim terrorists are tried in Military Tribunals, convicted, and sentenced to
DEATH by the Military Tribunal, BY LAW of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, as
President of the United States, would be required to SIGN their Death Warrants before
they could be EXECUTED. He would not be required to sign the death warrants if
sentenced to death by a Civilian Court.

Think about the Muslim Jihadist, Major Hassan who slaughtered his fellow soldiers at Ft.
Hood, Texas. Major Hassan did not want to go to Afghanistan and be a part of anything
that could lead to the deaths of fellow Muslims. He stated that Muslims could not and
should not KILL FELLOW MUSLIMS.

Is the motive for Barack Hussein Obama’s decision to make sure he doesn’t have to sign
the death warrants for the Muslim Terrorists? Why would he, as President of the United
States, not want to sign the death warrants for Muslim terrorists who attacked the
United States and MURDERED over 3,000 innocent United States Citizens on 911? Could it
be that he is FORBIDDEN BY HIS RELIGION to have anything to do with the execution of
Muslims?

John W. King, Attorney at Law

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/28/2009

So what have we learned in 2,063 years??

“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt.  People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.” Cicero – 55 BC

Apparently nothing
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Her Diary vs His Diary

Angrily, she tossed it out the car window

How does she win?
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HOW ABOUT GETTING THIS BILL PASSED…………………………….

Congressional Reform Act of 2010

1. Term Limits: 12 years only, one of the possible options below.
A. Two Six year Senate terms
B. Six Two year House terms
C. One Six year Senate term and three Two Year House terms

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

2. No Tenure / No Pension:

A congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security:

All funds in the Congressional retirement fund moves to the Social Security system immediately.
All future funds flow into the Social Security system, Congress participates with the American people.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, server your term(s), then go home and back to work.

4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan just as all Americans.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

8. All contracts with past and present congressmen are void effective 1/1/2011.

The American people did not make this contract with congressmen, congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

…government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Who benefits from Senate healthcare? ACORN!

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These people are protected, no matter what!

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/25/2009

MERRY CHRISTMAS FRIENDS!

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Health, Safety and Equality Considerations

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Santa!
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SANTA IS CAUGHT NAPPING ON THE JOB

A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.

Sleep in Heavenly Peace

This is perhaps the cutest Christmas photo going around this year. Please spread throughout the world for everyone to see, so that maybe…just maybe, someday our world will be as peaceful as this.
Merry Christmas! In God We Trust.

Newt Gingrich: Impeach judges – Crush and Replace the Left – 2012 “Victory or Death!”