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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/30/2009

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The Lotto winner!!!!

Too dependent on our computers.

Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.

Fairy Tale for Girls

A man asked his wife, “What would you do if I won the lotto?”

She says, “I’d take half & leave you!”

“Excellent! I won 12 bucks, here’s 6… get the hell out.”
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This is proof that we have become too dependent on our computers.

Question:

Are you male or female?

To find out the answer, look down…..

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Look down, not scroll down!
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Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, lying in the bed, reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
   
The Cowboy replies, “If you weren’t such a bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
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Fairy Tale for Girls

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