OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/26/2009
Written by chuck on November 25, 2009 – 10:30 pm -I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving
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The Potty
What is confidence???
Ditto
THE POTTY
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN
THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOESIN TO SEE WHAT’S UP.
THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR
SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS
HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.
BILLY SAYS: “I’M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN’T GOT ‘POTTY’ YET.”
MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”
BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP……”
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What is confidence???
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an un-crewed aircraft.
Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company’s software is running the aircraft’s automatic pilot system.
Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked whyhe is so confident in this first un-crewed flight, he replies: “If it is the same software thats developed by my company’s IT systems department, this plane won’t even take off.” !!!!
That is called Confidence!!!
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