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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/13/2009

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“Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him.” Aldous Huxley -

Sam would come in off the lake with a boat full

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A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named where as the other guys would only catch three or four a day. Sam would come in off the lake with a boat full. Stringer after stringer was always packed with freshly caught trout. The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret. The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe.

So the next morning the two met at the dock and took off in Sam’s boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was done.

Sam’s approach was simple. He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the lake. The
explosion rocked the lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to surface. Sam took out a net and started scooping them up.

Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden.

When he recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Sam. “You can’t do this! I’ll put you in jail, buddy! You will be paying every fine there is in the book!”

Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game warden with these words, “Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are you going to fish?”

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1) Did you fart?  …cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?   …cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea.  I just can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?   …cuz I’d like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?   …cuz I can see myself in ‘em.

6) You might not be the best lookin’ girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

7) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock..

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin’, we kin sleep til afternoon.

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10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench.  Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
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