OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/12/2009
Written by chuck on November 11, 2009 – 10:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle.
Obsession……
Eye Candy for men!
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex.
“What’s that?” he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree.”
Horrified, she said, ” Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. “Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,”What the hell did you do that for?”
“Just checking for bees,” said Tarzan
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Obsession……
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children… “You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers.
“Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.”
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