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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/6/2009

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Thought for the Day: “No woman will ever be truly satisfied… because no man will
ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!!

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.

Great sign

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife
with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,
Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost
70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen , the man leaned over to his host,
‘I think it’s wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your
wife those loving pet names.

The old man hung his head. ‘I have to tell you
the truth,’ he said, ‘Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I’m
scared to death to ask the cranky old bitch what her name is.’
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”

The blonde said, “No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.

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Great sign

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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