OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/30/2009
Written by chuck on October 29, 2009 – 9:30 pm -HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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Costume Party
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
Halloweens Costumes
Carve a pumpkin
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being
spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for
about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go
the party..
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel
here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that
had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished,naturally, since he was
her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time
he had. He said: “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you’re not there.”
- “Did you dance much ?”
- “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my
costume to…..”
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Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders.
“And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?”
The first vampire said, “I’ll have a mug of blood.”
The second vampire said, “I’ll have a mug of blood.”
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, “I will have a glass of plasma.”
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender,
“Two bloods and a blood light.”
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Halloweens Costumes
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