OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/20/2009
Written by chuck on October 19, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
The four cats
How I learned to mind my own business. . . .
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The four cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist, and
the fourth man was a US Post Office Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.”
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,”Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,”Measure, do your stuff.”
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Post Office Employee and said, “What can your cat do?”
The Post Office Employee called his cat and said, “Priority Male, do your stuff.”
Priority Male jumped to his feet…….
ate the cookies……..
drank the milk…….
crapped on the paper…….
screwed the other three cats…….
claimed he injured his back while doing so….
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions…….
put in for Workers Compensation……………and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave…………
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE POST OFFICE.
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How I learned to mind my own business. . . .
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the
patients were shouting, ’13….13…..13.’
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks, so I looked through to see
what was going on……
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started
shouting ’14….14….14′….
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