OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/12/2009
Written by chuck on October 11, 2009 – 9:30 pm -OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/12/2009
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I’ll keep sucking them
The Dentist
You lie
Shortly after a new police commissioner took office, the local house of pleasure was raided and the girls were lined up outside for questioning by the police. A little old lady chanced to walk by, and noticing the commotion, asked what was happening?
As a joke, one of the chicks told her they were standing in line for free lollipops.
A few minutes later, a cop approached the elderly woman and asked, “Aren’t you a bit old for this?”
“Officer,” she cackled, “as long as they keep making them, I’ll keep sucking them.”
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The Dentist
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. ‘No way! No needles.
“I hate needles” the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. “I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!”
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection,” the patient says. “‘I’m fine with pills.”
The dentist then returns and says, “Here’s a Viagra.”
The patient says, “Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”
“It doesn’t” said the dentist, “but it’s going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”
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