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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/30/2009

“If guns kill people, mattresses cause pregnancy”

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Alzheimer’s Test

US Border Patrol

Stock Market advice:
I called my stockbroker today and asked, “what are you buying?

His answer: Canned goods and ammunition.
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Alzheimer’s Test

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40
years of age cannot do it!

1.    This is this cat.
 2.    This is is cat.
 3.    This is how cat.
 4.    This is to cat.
 5.    This is keep cat.
 6.    This is an cat.
 7.    This is old cat.
 8.    This is fart cat.
 9.    This is busy cat.
 10 . This is for cat.
 11.  This is forty cat.
 12.  This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha’ you cannot resist passing it on.

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US Border Patrol

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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