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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/28/2009

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A young intern was making a morning visit in…

Go back and wash them!

Difference between Republicans and Democrats

A young intern was making a morning visit in
the maternity pre-partum ward at the local hospital.
He stopped at the first bed and said: “What is
the expected due date for your baby?”
“June 8th.” she answered.
He went on to the next bed and repeated his
question.
“June 8th.” came the reply.
He asked the woman in the next bed the same
question.
Again the response was “June 8th.”
After getting the same answer seven times in
row, he found the next patient asleep.
He turned to the woman he had just questioned,
and asked: “Does Mrs. W. here also expect her
baby to be born on June 8th?”
“I don’t know,” was the reply. “You see, she didn’t
go to our company’s Labor Day picnic.”
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I got up at half time and went into the bathroom to make room for
some more beer. When I came out my wife said, “Did you wash
your hands?”
I said, “No. Why make such a big deal about it?”
“Well, you went to the bathroom, your hands are dirty,” she
complained, “Go back and wash them!”
“I don’t know what you’re complaining about, I didn’t touch
anything in there you haven’t had in your mouth!”
Guess where I slept that night?
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Difference between Republicans and Democrats

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