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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/9/2009

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes flat

Yes, I’m a senior citizen

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes flat

1. That’s Not Right……………………………………….Sum Ting Wong
2. Are You Harboring A Fugitive……………………..Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See Me ASAP…………………………………………..Kum Hia
4 Small Horse………………………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni
5. Did You Go To The Beach………………………….Wai Yu So Tan
6. I Bumped The Coffee Table………………………..Ai Bang Mai Ne
7. I Think You Need A Face Lift………………………Chin Tu Fat
8. It’s Very Dark In Here…………………………………Wai So Dim
9. I Thought You Were On A Diet……………………Wai Yu Mun Ching
10. This Is A Tow-Away Zone…………………………No Pah King
11. Our Meeting Is Scheduled For Next Week……Wai Yu Kum Nao
12. Staying Out Of Sight…………………………………Lei Ying Lo
13. He’s Cleaning His Automobile…………………….Wa Shing Ka
14. Your Body Odor Is Offensive………………………Yu Stin Ki Pu
15. Great…………………………………………………….. Su Pah
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Yes, I’m a senior citizen

I’m the life of the party……   even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I’m very good at opening childproof caps…   with a hammer.
I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a thing you’re saying.
I’m very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over…
I’m aware that other people’s grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.
I’m so cared for — long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.
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Obama Beer

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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