OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/31/2009

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The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know

Texas Spelling Bee Champ

Illusion

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: ‘Tylenol.’

‘Very good! And what is it used for?’

‘It is used for headache.’

The second pupil said: ‘Nytol’

‘Excellent. And what it is used for?’

‘To help you sleep.’

Now it is Johnny’s turn and he said: ‘Viagra’

‘Johnny, what is it used for?’

‘I think it can be used for diarrhea.’

‘Who told you this?’

‘Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, ‘Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.’
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Texas Spelling Bee Champ:

My name be Eboneesha Li Herenandez, an African Hispanic Asiatic-American Girl who just got an award for being the bess speler in class.. I got 67% on the speling test and 30 points being black, 5 points for not bringin drugs into class, 5 points for not bringin guns into class, and 5 points for not getting pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of 120%.
White dude who sit nex to me is McGee from  Waco He got a 94% on the test but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberuls for suportin Afermative action. You be showin da way to true eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Barrac take over da healtcare in dis cuntry.

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Illusion

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